ebay AZ rust free 74 Gold Duster Space Duster $2500 zero bids

Why I hate offering a car for sale:
1. If it was not too far away
2. If I just had the money
3. If my wife would let me
4. Winter is coming on, will be too cold
5. Summer is coming on, it will be too bot
6. I have too many Mopars already
7. Will you trade for my Gremlin?
8. I just bought one yesterday, half the price of yours. was uncle Neds
9. That's a great price, but wrong color
10. Can't afford body work, can't do it either, but, HOW do I know what is under that paint?
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