Stop in for a cup of coffee

So one of the guys at coffee has been looking at old Mopars for a month. He's been all over the Midwest looking. Well looks like he found one three hours away. Each time he thought he had one my best friend who goes to coffee say "Well you can borrow Craig's truck and enclosed trailer and go get it". I smile and say no. The guy wanting to borrow has never driven with a 24 ft trailer and ain't learning with mine. I then look at my friend who just bought a 150K Cobalt, hey we want to go to the lake and want to borrow your boat. The look on his face, Ya how'd that feel. I'm going to call him later and tell him to knock it off.
I'd take the guy, but last winter I took him to see the 55 Chevy at the restoration shop, 100 mile drive. He started talking when he got in the car and didn't stop until we pulled in. We walked around the shop and he hardly said a word, a lot like coffee. We got back in the car and he talked all the way back. Heck I was doing 85 just to get home. I tried the radio, the window down, nothing shut him up. No way am I riding seven hours, sorry. I don't like it when people offer up my vehicles for others to use...not nice.