Is anyone else "touchy" about their Mopar? (long rant...)

If you make a "bad" comment to a woman, maybe your wife, her being the female she is, will remember your ezact words 30 years later, and remember the day, the year, and even the time of day, you said the "stupid" remark!! true ain't it!?
Now 2 guys can get mad, beat the living c***out of each other, then shake hands and become the best of friends. Male sometime or other!? Right/

Unless you are a politician!?