Stop in for a cup of coffee

tornado shelter?
So we are in a park, right across the street from the San Francisco city hall, it was called by the locals "homeless park". We had set up a carnival there, quite a few years ago....
Well any way, we are set to open, and this guy with a hard hat comes tearing into the park, screaming O ****!!!! WTF, right? Well we had set up a ride that weighs, with its water tanks full, to add weight to keep it on the ground, about 400K pounds. No problem, right? Only problem was, the park was built over an underground parking garage which we had no clue about, and the roof was only rated at, well, no way 400 thousand pounds! Jeezz tear that frickin ride down and get it off the roof, it is cracking!!!! Not our finest moment...:BangHead: