Two Texans were out on the ranch talking about their favourite sex positions.
One said, " think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
“I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy "What is it ?”
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from
behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands
and whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your sister's.' "
“Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”