Last one to post in this thread wins!
Since no one is posting or taking a nap I got one more blonde joke. ( sorry Biff) A blonde was driving down the road and got stuck in a bad hail storm witch left dents all over her car, so she went to her mechanic to find out what to do to fix her car. And the mechanic thought stupid blonde bringing her car to a mechanic instead of a body shop, he told her to take the car home and get down and blow in the exhaust pipe and all the dents will pop out.
when her brunette room mate came home she saw the blonde blowing as hard as she could up the exhaust pipe and ask why. The blonde told her that her mechanic told her to blow in the exhaust pipe and all the dents would pop out of her car. The brunette just shook her head and said you stupid blonde you have to roll up the windows first!