More corporate BS...and explanation of what it really means. Email from today...
“Folks,
I'm pleased to introduce you all to *** our new office admin/jack of all trades here in Philadelphia. She started today and will work to get this house in order - starting with me! (Read: I can’t keep my **** straight)
I'd also like to advise that we will be making a couple of transitions in the clinical/regulatory area in the coming weeks. VP *** is going to transition out to an hourly ad hoc consulting arrangement at the end of this month (Read: he was canned and scapegoated and we won't use him except when we absolutely need to to cover the **** he knows that we forgot) and we will be engaging *** part time as a reg consultant to replace outsourced *** and also engaging a CRA/clin ops person to help back fill *** and *** roles (Read: 3 part timers are cheaper than a VP and the other consultants)
This next 12 months is of critical importance to the company (Read: we are being squeezed by the investors and markets that are on to us and our BS) and we are trying to put in place and rationalize some positions (Read: we don’t know if we actually need you, so make yourself useful and convince us otherwise) to ensure we are the resources we need to succeed. We are very excited about our progress and we have a number of things on our plate, so it's all hands to the wheel to get this done. (Read: row faster slaves).
Many thanks,
***”