I was a Dufus! I thought I was cool. Had lots of car buddies, got laid often enough, smoked enough dope. Good times! I realize now that I was dumb as a bucket of hair, but it was a really good time.
Dufus maybe....but Random people in the next car on cruise night do not count as car buddies, your hand does not count as getting laid and that was actually cat nip and you were not getting high.