Stop in for a cup of coffee

May be you need to get into distilled spirits. 70 calories in a oz of bourbon. That's why @Ben Drinkin is so slim and fit! LOL Plenty of places to check out. distilleries in minnesota - Google Search
Well I used to drink Rum like I drink beer now.. I never gained the weight. Reason I went to beer was its so much more convenient and frankly I love craft breweries and all the different beers they have..

My stomach has a hard time with Vodka, so that is kinda out, but I'll try anything else..