Stop in for a cup of coffee

Kind of a funny roof story, a few days before we went into the start of Iraqi Freedom getting ready to deploy a guy that was going fell off his one story roof and actually impaled himself on a bush in his side. Well we had this Idiot that did absolutely everything in his power not to go this round. Two days before he was told he is going in the others guy's place. Every single day of the 10 month deployment I heard him ***** about some one that impaled himself on purpose! We actually saw him walking around in a area that had not been cleared for mines yet and we all kind of looked the other way! Even the full bird! He just did not see that either!