Stop in for a cup of coffee

And its no coincidence that so many in public office are trained as lawyers.
The funny thing is, most lawyers are at least somewhat skillful in mediation. Althoiugh I've been surprised both ways; lawyers who love trial but show themselves to be good at handling a dispute between people, and lawyers who do a lot of out of court settlement but continue the gamesmanship when they should be working toward solution. Go figure.

A man walks into a bar and yells, "All lawyers are @ssholes"....

A guy from the back replies, "You better take that back"...

The first guy asks, "Are you a lawyer"???

The second guy responds, "No, I'm an @sshole"....