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The cat was walking all over the GTX every night, leaving dirty little kitty prints everywhere. I decided to catch him in the act, which I did. I grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and gave him a pat on the butt, at which time the claws came out, and he went into full escape mode. Unfortunately, he was on the hood of the car, and the claws did nothin to aid his escape, but did one heck of a job scratching the paint on the hood. We both learned a lesson on that one!!