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After putting marijuana in dad's barbeque pit the first time, and getting my butt beaten, putting gasoline soaked wood in it the second time. The man has a PHD, but he wasn't smart enough to smell gasoline fumes while smelling for marijuana. He lost his eyebrows for a long time. I lost my ***, almost my life.

Trying to take a 90 degree onramp at 75 mph in the rain in my 1974 road runner, it finally lost traction.
Driving same road runner 160 mph on moderately populated backroads.

Threading the needle into oncoming traffic with my volare road runner, after I had it up to 140+, blown a head gasket, car filled with more smoke than cheech and chong's, with my head sticking out like a dog. Never checked that only 2 finger-tight bolts held the 727 to the 360. Rolled the last ounce of momentum into my driveway like a shot up WW2 fighter plane with the engine still chugging.

Never again, but I wouldn't trade it for a triple black 69 hemi daytona 4 speed charger.