post your worst idea thread

some of you guys might be aware of the loft im building for my little girl
im gonna move the stairs from the garage into her room TODAY
in order to get it in the room we need to go through a window, about 7 feet of the ground, and it will need to go in on a 45 degree angle, and being tipped up as it goes

so i asked 4 of my buddies to help me put it in

the wife couldnt help but point out all the buddies i invited are mexican, and about 5 foot tall