post your worst idea thread

Not me but when my son was in high school he came home with a buddy in the Barracuda. He came inside his friend was outside and while he was upstairs I hear the sound of my engine starting. I walked (more like ran out) to find this stupid kid backing my car out of the driveway and stopped him. He looked like a dear in the headlight. Motor still running and window down. I asked him if he had his diaper on, because if you don’t get out of that car I’m gonna kick the **** of you. Then my son came out and looked at me then looked at him and when he got out my son did the job for me. Later he told me he didn’t want me in jail.