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Drunker than fruit flies . Closing time. We had to piss. Visited the restroom. The urinal had a beer bottle sitting on top of it.
I proceeded to show my friends my ability to piss in a discarded beer bottle. Returned said bottle to its original position.
Closed my fly just in time for some poor bastard to return to pick-up his forgotten beer.
It happened too fast for me to react.
Only one thing worse than warm beer.