post your worst idea thread

I can't believe how many of the above I have participated in or witnessed. Drank gas trying to siphon a gas tank, put a 318 in place of a blown up 440 6 pack in a road runner and scared a lot more people than I could beat, accidentally flopped a piece of wire into a 220 electric stove (BLAM) tried to straighten a bent frame with a come a long, (BLAM), tried to jack up a stuck car with a log, why am I even still here?