post your worst idea thread

pishta said
I had 3 but they were all dudes!!!! 4 guys living in a 16X16 room for 18 months gets pretty close. But that's nothing compares to shipboard life, try 16 guys in a 12X12 berthing area! Man overboard is called, and we had guys landing on each other jumping out of the top racks and then you gotta find a set of boots (that fit) out of the 16 pairs on the floor, and they are all black! Funny as **** falling in to a formation and you got 2 different size boots on. "Lcpl, you got 2 different sized boots on!" 'Yes sir, and there is another Marine here that's wearing a pair just like it'. That got a laugh out of the officer and 50 pushups out of me. And no one fell overboard....

I painted MT1 Jaegar's boots with children's finger paint. Yellow, red, blue- clown shoes.

I put ducks in MT3 Aaron Graves bathroom, water in the tub before, and open toilet. It took 2 loaves of bread and 3 drunk sailors to help me herd the ducks up stairs in our barracks. Aaron came home, and couldn't use his bathroom-ducks were wallowing in **** in there.
I filled MT2 Nathan Barga's bathroom with large, helium quality balloons. It took 3 drunk sailors again to blow them all up. Well not all, some were filled with shaving cream, some with water. Nathan could not use his bathroom when he woke up, because the door would not open from a bathroom filled with balloons.