Creative/Artistic Mind Needed

Several friends have given their cars a "nickname". I'm not very artistic/creative so I'm looking for some help nicknaming my '71 Dart GT. So, I need some some help from the creative/artistic FABO minds. My first thought was "GoldZilla", but.....

Here is Steve's "TorqZilla"



Mike's "Green Machine"



and John's "Black Betty"



I almost forgot Jim's "Mr GreenJeans"



HELP!!