Stop in for a cup of coffee

At 5 years old, I was still eating dirt.. And had no idea that I wanted to bang girls.. Or boys for that matter... much less think, "Damn, I got the wrong genitals".

Somebody has been helping with those thoughts... And why in the hell should Tim have to pay for it? Or the taxpayers?

I feel my rights as an alcoholic are being violated and need government assistance.. (I bet that one don't make it far!)