Last one to post in this thread wins!

Well it’s 8 deg to day natural gas furnace is broke needs a gas valve it’s stuck in a postal strike ,so got space heaters running thank god for the smart meter,if it was the old one it would sound like an airplane taking off , I’m afraid of the bill ? I’ll let you know .
Sorry Biff damn I got a get out of jail free card from my Monopoly game I can send you but no free gas line repair valve thingy.
Real sorry Biff all jokes aside.