Santa came down the chimney of a nude Pamela Andersons house dropped off the gifts and she thanked him his reply was HO HO HO GOT TO GO HAVE PRESENT TO DELIVER, so she gives him a kiss, he replies HO HO HO GOT TO GO HAVE PRESENT TO DELIVER
So she gets a little naughty and he replies HEY HEY HEY HAVETO STAY CANT GET UP THE CHIMNET WITH MY D--K THIS WAY!