Stop in for a cup of coffee
I once closed my right middle finger tip including the full finger nail in a heavy solid wood garage door when lowering it. My finger was trapped between the second and third panel and the door locked when it hit bottom. The few minutes before my friend could open it from the inside felt like a life time of searing pain.
The door had a big oval dent in the joint between the panels where my finger was trapped that my friend made me sign my name next to in permanent marker.
You know they a true friend when they make you do stuff like that.