Stop in for a cup of coffee

toolmanmike said

Mornin wood is the definition of torque. When you point that baby towards the toilet and you're heels come off the floor.

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The definition of torque is when you wake up with morning wood and have to pee real bad and can't wait for it to 'go down'... You bend it down and have to spread your feet wide apart so you can hit the toilet... That's torque...