The Jokes Write Themselves

Was watching a program on tv a while ago that in the UK there was only one person who went around to the Proctoligists for the doctors to train on. Only one, talk about a job I would not want. So someone invented a fake *** for them to train on. Must be a picture of said ***. Just think, in a the bar with friends, hey, heard you are unemployed now, what happened? Was replaced by a fake ***......