This is your last warning!

I have 8 email addresses for different support reasons and various other things, and I get some whacked out stuff sometimes.
Having been in the business for 25 years I know a scam when I see one.
This scam attempt just cracked me up, but I could see how some people might freak out.:D

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LAST WARNING (My address removed by me)

You have the last chance to save your social life - I am not kidding!!

I give you the last 72 hours to make the payment before I send
the video with your masturbation to all your friends and associates.

The last time you visited a erotic website with young Teens,
you downloaded and installed the software I developed.

My program has turned on your camera and recorded your act of
Masturbation and the video you were masturbating to.
My software also downloaded all your email contact lists
and a list of your Facebook friends.

I have both the 'Support.mp4' with your masturbation
and a file with all your contacts on my hard drive.
You are very perverted!

If you want me to delete both files and keep your secret,
you must send me Bitcoin payment. I give you the last 72 hours.
If you don't know how to send Bitcoins, visit Google.

Send 2000 USD to this Bitcoin address immediately:

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(copy and paste)

1 BTC = 3470 USD right now, so send exactly 0.587640 BTC
to the address above.

Do not try to cheat me! (This was funny)
As soon as you open this Email I will know you opened it.

This Bitcoin address is linked to you only,
so I will know if you sent the correct amount.
When you pay in full, I will remove both files and deactivate my software.

If you don't send the payment, I will send your masturbation video
to ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES from your contact list I hacked.

Here are the payment details again:

Send 0.587640 BTC to this Bitcoin address:

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You саn visit the police but nobody will help you.
I know what I am doing.
I don't live in your country and I know how to stay anonymous.

Don't try to deceive me - I will know it immediately - my spy ware is
recording all the websites you visit and all keys you press.
(So why didn't they just empty my bank account for way more than that?)
If you do - I will send this ugly recording to everyone you know,
including your family.

Don't cheat me! Don't forget the shame and if you ignore this message
your life will be ruined.

I am waiting for your Bitcoin payment.

Alphonse
Anonymous Hacker


P.S. If you need more time to buy and send 0.587640 BTC,
open your notepad and write '48h plz'.
I will consider giving you another 48 hours before I release the vid,
but only when I really see you are struggling to buy bitcoin.

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If this person is recording all the websites I visit and my key strokes then just log into my bank account and take everything instead of demanding and then threatening if I don't pay.

The message the person sent had a spoofed email address, but I guess this "hacker" doesn't know about tracing server routes.:D (a very basic trouble shooting tool)
I found the ISP it came from and sent them a copy of the message along with a nice "Do something about this user, or I will" message to the domain administrator.

Often I get a message back saying something like "thank you for contacting us about this, and rest assured action will be taken"

It's a crapshoot that anything will be done, but sometimes the sender does pay for their play.