Dodge Trucks....Don Knotts style

I've got a '76 w200 w/400ci, F/T 4wd converted to P/T 4wd(which I highly recommend); '86 D250 w/318ci and 4spd manual; '89 Shelby Dakota, runs very strong 0 to 50mph; and '01 Ram 3500 4wd dually w/v10 which runs like a top but barely gets 10mpg.
I had a '75 Ramcharger 4wd factory 440 truck, loaded, blk/blk, which I kind of customized by changing over to '78 or '79 trim and custom painted it.