Stop in for a cup of coffee

So I was wearing a pink flowered welding hat and wife just had to take picture of it for her sister (totally different story). Which of course led to a rabbit hole you can only go down when your wife is in the shop. Basically she then looked at several hats strewn about the shop, explaining that perhaps they needed washed.... insert your own adjective. In full disclosure maybe, just maybe, they have not been washed in a very long time. I lost argument of course and in the house they went for washing. I explained if she dried them they were ruined. Attached is her solution.