Well it turns out I have value after all, wife just thanked me for helping her drunk self out of the hot tub! After a day of wrestling rail cars in sub zero weather I grabbed a bit of hooch and headed to hot tub! She stripped and piled in with me! That girl can drink some wine! Started with a nice California white and ended up with some Oregon red. All bottles MT and my window of opportunity is closed! She is passed out on the couch!