They Live Among Us.....

For the record, you only need to carry four pennies.

@TrailBeast - that is exactly why I stopped working on peoples personal computers back in the 1990's. Exactly.

I once paid for part of a purchase with a 50 cent roll of pennies.
The clerk said I had to either write my name, phone number and driver's license info on the roll, or break it open and count it in front of her.
I told her it was really a roll of dimes with a penny on each end.
She then refused to accept it at all, because I was "trying to rip them off", and that I was lucky she wasn't going to call the police.