They Live Among Us.....

I once stopped at the local grocery store to pick up a dozen donuts for me and my coworkers. I boxed them myself, and when I got to the register the girl asked, "How many?" I answered, " I don't remember if I got 12 or an even dozen!" I repeated that line several times, then she said that she would just charge me the discounted dozen price. After paying, I smiled and said, "By the way, 12 IS a dozen." She looked at me in disbelief!