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Once upon a time, there was a shark in the eighties,
Jaws did terror on every beach, especially with the ladies.....
Jaws flashed across the TV screens, the scare was pun intended,
But off the screen he was robotic, man-made and invented....
Jaws is seen on the screen, right here on this forum,
He opens wide with all his pride, but his races are but boredom.....
Jaws posts are filled with all his boast, picture and "come get some",
But he shifts so slow it is a joke, still were glad he is so handsome.....
Jaws had a plan with another man, a race so we were told,
Stakes were raised while wagers made, till FABO's blood ran cold....
Jaws made statements proud and bold, promised not to fold,
But two years and two threads, still never raced Yellow Rose....
Jaws sighed in relief and could sleep, for certainly he would be shamed,
For Yellow Rose spared his nose, his face, and his name …..
But Jaws still and will be jawing, for jawing is what he does best,
He throws out the past and facts, while beating on his chest.....