They Live Among Us.....

My Dad, still to this day orders deli meat by the dollar amount, rather than by weight. You should see how that screws up the people behind the counter.
I did that today.I said I wanted S5 worth of jojo's at 3.49 a lb...Sadly the counter person said so about 1 and half pounds.The best part was the store has wooden cutouts above where products once were. "School Supplies" was above all the hard liquor and cigarettes.I pointed it to a guy behind me and we both started laughing.