Stop in for a cup of coffee

Least he could have done was some 2.02 heads and a kiss goodnight.. What has happened to people? is chivalry dead? Have I wasted my life being an example of how to treat women right? Oh wait, nevermind...

I'd take a girl to Taco Bell then back to my place.. No chivalry whatsoever!
You laugh but my now wife, when we were dating, I was broke as crap, so for our first Valentine’s Day dinner, we split Arby’s 5 for 5 roast beast sandwiches and a chocolate shake.