Last one to post in this thread wins!

Down South we don't say Dick Head, my granny explained that is coarse language and our family don't talk that way. We simply explain the gentleman has to take his hat off to pee. Old world customs!
SO I need to take my hat off every time I call someone a dick head? and apologize and say I'm sorry your a dick head? If it makes Granny happy I'm happy. LOL