Oh I definitely didn't mean to say you trashed on my car. I'm just saying you may want me to trash on my car For Your Entertainment and when I asked you to do the same...
Now you put yourself in the middle of this trash-talking BS and you find yourself looking for the right spot to hold on too..
I didn't realize we were trash talking one another, and I usually just hold onto the steering wheel and gear shifter if I'm driving...back up onto the porch I go...