Stop in for a cup of coffee

They are not designed to do an instant jump, they just allow you to slowly charge the battery and/or get enough power to operated the electrical systems like doors, etc.

And they do work to get enough power to start the car. My SRT battery was dead and I used ours to get enough charge back to start it. It took about 20 mins of connection before it fired up.
I was sure they are for ‘instant jump’ ignition. The BIG (battery size) portable chargers charge the battery up.