Stop in for a cup of coffee

I’m officially over today.

Starts out with wife throwing up at 3 am.She took the day off. I ended up getting pulled over for having a marker light out, got held up at the rail crossing due to an accident between a car an train, ended up late to work, then my phone battery blew up, new phone had to b ordered. Got into an won an argument at work. Got home and realized I’d forgotten my thesis paper on the jump drive at work. Burnt supper. Yeah who the hell did I piss off
Sounds more like who DIDN’T you piss off!