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Don't get married. Don't have kids. Early retirement is easy-peasy.. Now why didn't somebody tell us that **** before we got married and had kids?
When I was 19, Had a 74 yr old man tell me that looking back on his life, as much as he loved both his wives(first died tragically & he remarried) that if he had to redo his life, he’d just hired prostitutes and strippers when he wanted laid. Less headache, less money