Dickweed she could be talking to you, or the dog, or both.
Dickhead she's talking to you...that's a fact.
I think your ok, just don't let it happen again anytime soon...JMO.
In my defense the cat was in her lap. And I may have been sipping a toddy. I thought it would be a hoot wondering if she would fetch toy or cat. Turns out wife and cat not amused. Oh wait I need to pee, better take of my hat!