Stop in for a cup of coffee

Sounds like a bowl of chicken and rice might be what your pooch needs. At least you were watching your step this time I bet!
I like to dump the pellets out of a couple 12 gage shells, pack 'em with rice and crimp 'em back up. From 20 feet it cleans a hornet nest right off the house without even dinging up the soffit and fascia. I think it might put a grain of rice in each individual hornet, and it's so much fun. Don't use Uncle Ben's though; it just goes to powder. Those loads work great on rats too.

On an unrelated note, my Mom always used to say: Never leave your car unlocked in August; somebody will fill it full of Zucchinis.