My wife accidentally ruined my childhood

It maybe that the hose is the problem, if you look on the hoses before you buy them, alot of them built in 3rd world countries that are built to make the hoses cheap cost, have a warning on them ,not to drink from them, also water left in the hose laying in the sun will build up bacteria . I live in an area where about 1/3 of the people drink spring water that flows into these large nylon tanks, if they don't put them underground to store their water, within 6 months you can see green algae starting to grow in the tanks. And the bottled water, if you check into it, some of the plastic ones have started to be test and showing signs of plastic are breaking down and entering peoples blood stream, take a bottle of it and lay in the sun for a few months, you can see a white slime grow in them, so if they sit in a warehouse 6 months with windows where the sun shines on them, it may show safe until 2023 on the bottle but i have saw some called Crystal Springs in my area on the shelve with that white slime in it sitting on the Krogers and Food City stores in my area.