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Deal of a life time ‘96 Bayliner
(Screenshot below and text, because they always seem to disappear)
My divorce win is your deal of a lifetime!
This beautiful boat was a gift to me from my now ex-husband. Cause that’s what you do when you are 3 inches shorter than your wife, not particularly attractive, and lacking in loyalty, ambition, romance and overall personality. You buy her things and hope she will not notice while you try hooking up with anything that breathes. Regardless of her age, marital status, or relation to you.
This boat (unlike my ex husbands tiny dancer) did NOT get a lot of use. As much as I would have loved to put her in the water, he was too busy putting it in elsewhere. Although true to form whenever he did finally put it in...while we had fun with the ride and toys, it never lasted long and and he was usually finished before everyone had a chance to fully enjoy themselves.
Unlike my marriage this boat was well cared for. Stored seasonally at Avery Marine, winterized, and wrapped. Something my ex apparently was not a fan of. (Glad I checked out before any new kids checked in.). There is a small kitchenette, dinette, little bedroom with mattress and a bathroom in this boat. We never hooked the bathroom up because while my ex pretended to be an actual plumber at work, he couldn’t figure out what is probably a very simple process to get it going. I will tell you...the boat is pretty big. It’s long and wide. Probably another reason my ex didn’t want to take it out. He had no idea how to operate something with those dimensions. When you spend your whole life working with short and narrow, I can see why something so big and girthy would be a little overwhelming. This boat is a 1996 Bayliner with trailer. She is 23 years old. Yet another reason he didn’t like it. Wayyyyy too old for him. But she is pretty, and could be yours. You pay $7000 and I am well on my way to getting liposuction and a boobjob. You know...what all bitter divorced women do. The price is pretty firm...like my future Ta Tas. Though if you have a flaccid offer my ex probably has something to sell and he knows flaccid pretty well.
Deal of a life time ‘96 Bayliner
(Screenshot below and text, because they always seem to disappear)
My divorce win is your deal of a lifetime!
This beautiful boat was a gift to me from my now ex-husband. Cause that’s what you do when you are 3 inches shorter than your wife, not particularly attractive, and lacking in loyalty, ambition, romance and overall personality. You buy her things and hope she will not notice while you try hooking up with anything that breathes. Regardless of her age, marital status, or relation to you.
This boat (unlike my ex husbands tiny dancer) did NOT get a lot of use. As much as I would have loved to put her in the water, he was too busy putting it in elsewhere. Although true to form whenever he did finally put it in...while we had fun with the ride and toys, it never lasted long and and he was usually finished before everyone had a chance to fully enjoy themselves.
Unlike my marriage this boat was well cared for. Stored seasonally at Avery Marine, winterized, and wrapped. Something my ex apparently was not a fan of. (Glad I checked out before any new kids checked in.). There is a small kitchenette, dinette, little bedroom with mattress and a bathroom in this boat. We never hooked the bathroom up because while my ex pretended to be an actual plumber at work, he couldn’t figure out what is probably a very simple process to get it going. I will tell you...the boat is pretty big. It’s long and wide. Probably another reason my ex didn’t want to take it out. He had no idea how to operate something with those dimensions. When you spend your whole life working with short and narrow, I can see why something so big and girthy would be a little overwhelming. This boat is a 1996 Bayliner with trailer. She is 23 years old. Yet another reason he didn’t like it. Wayyyyy too old for him. But she is pretty, and could be yours. You pay $7000 and I am well on my way to getting liposuction and a boobjob. You know...what all bitter divorced women do. The price is pretty firm...like my future Ta Tas. Though if you have a flaccid offer my ex probably has something to sell and he knows flaccid pretty well.