Bored at work.

Update;

He laughed and said, "Nice try," then he complained that he can't fill his freezer using his old lead bullet ammunition here in the "golden" state.

as an aside, there is plenty of stuff that I order for my car and have shipped to my work because I don't want it left on the doorstep... Like headers, ductile iron rocker arms and shafts, rods. Lots of guys have stuff shipped to themselves at work.