Post your self portraits!

Used to go canoeing on float streams in southern MO years ago. We would take the foam rubber can coolers and poke holes for the ends of shoe strings and hang em around your neck..
I know what you're saying. Improvise! I live by the St. Clair river/ lake huron (great lakes) and in my dumdass youth, my buddies and I would use a 6 man dingy for us and tie a 2 man dingy to our foot . 2 man dingy was loaded with beer and ice and off we would float...had to call a buddy to come pick us up wherever we landed. Can't do that now, cops would be all over us!