The stupidest thing I have ever done...
Lit myself on fire.
Poured a shot of gas down the carb, dad hits the key, engine backfires through the carb. Instant fireball. I jerk back and spill the rest of the cup of gas all over myself.
2nd and 3rd degree burns and a couple days in the burn unit.
I don’t **** with gasoline anymore.
Still have nightmares about fire.