The stupidest thing I have ever done...
no kidding, and ive regretted it since day one
I remember one day, not too long ago, it was giving me trouble, and backfired on me
I sat there for about 30 seconds trying to decide if I should put it out, or let it burn to the ground
to this day, in not sure I made the right choice
What did Forest Gump say, "Stupid is as stupid does??" When I was 13 years old I saw a wild squirrel in a tree and decided that I wanted to catch it and keep it for myself. After chasing it from tree to tree for over half a block I finally caught it by clasping both my hands around its neck. It quickly rotated its head and sunk its teeth into my hand. It was amazing to see how little resistance my flesh/tendons/muscle had against the nut crushing jaws of a wild squirrel. Oh yes....I bleed profusely and the harder the squirrel bit me the tighter I squeezed its neck...the tighter I squeezed its neck the harder it bit me. Needless to say, my Mom almost passed out when she saw all the blood streaming down my arm. It was pretty bloody!! They had to kill the squirrel and send the head to Austin, Texas to check for rabies to determine if I had to get the infamous shots in the stomach (1960s). Forest Gump was right, Stupid is as stupid does.
reminds me of the time my cat caught a mouse, and brought it into the house, pretty much unharmed
so i took it from her and went to put her outside
stupid mouse didnt realize i was doing her a favor so she bit down on my index finger, and she wasnt letting go iether
you should have seen the look on my neighbours face as im outside on the deck, yelling at a mouse and swinging her from my hand
im not sure what i did to get her off, but i may have cracked her noggin on the banister all the while yelling "im trying to help you, you stupid rodent"
