Going to Area 51

Every dummy that goes is proving how stupid this is. The .gov has now had how many months to move anything of interest out of there? And nobody seems to have thought about that.

They may as well open the gates and give tours.
They've also had time to see this moronic thing, and prepare for it. They don't need to move anything for a rush from a bunch of morons. Teargas and rubber bullets would drive away 99%. Vietnam era claymores would take care of any that got close.

That said, this is a joke. Nobody is going to rush the gates.