Any advice on what I need to know about country living/owning property?

Then I'll say it again.
Your stupid reply had nothing to do with the question that the op asked about.
What the heck made you reply with your "joke" in the first place, if you didn't have anything constructive to say, from the get go?
Here's another one
Living on the left coast your opinion means very little to those of us that live in the real world.
I can go on and on but you are just a sore loser that cant enjoy a good laugh.
Bye