Any advice on what I need to know about country living/owning property?

Here's another one
Living on the left coast your opinion means very little to those of us that live in the real world.
I can go on and on but you are just a sore loser that cant enjoy a good laugh.
Bye
So being a hillbilly in the woods of MO makes you a better person, than me?
Well then, la d da, good for you.
I made a choice to live here, when i discharged from the USAF, as it's lots better than the city, that i grew up in CT.
I'm a sore loser because i don't get YOUR scene of humor? Really?